Self-defeces

remnantsofthefourthcompany

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the-moth-and-the-grail:

not-a-time-traveler:

mythicfictionist:

pliskin:

autismspectra:

autismspectra:

joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

“papyrus doesnt know what sex is” is nothing “solid snake doesnt know what sex is” is an instant killer

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nothing but respect for my ace king

Technically speaking according to Doom lore, Doomguy is qualified to become the Pope.

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nothing but respect for my ace pope

(via radwolf76)

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unfunyman:

mini-wrants:

sic-semper-hominibus:

kelcipher:

this man found a gemstone the size of a new york apartment on the side of the road and said “sorry im excited about rocks” about it

“This is the most honkin’ skookum rock” bro.

i know a lot of people won’t know who this guy is but he’s running a company that’s building electric semi trucks because tesla sucks so bad and they named it Edison Motors because they’re stealing Tesla’s idea.

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inkary:

sallllltywater:

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I get these on my hand i am gonna share smth later I’m too freaking excited

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the direction of arrows suggest they’re skittering away, i think that is an endearing detail